Let's be honest here, dudes. We're totally screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and actually did something about it?
“This One's About Getting It On"
You guys are about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No room for wimps here, only those who crave it all. We're talking about getting lost and feeling every inch of the ride.
- Dump that lame stuff you’ve been reading.
- That where the real excitement is.
- Get what you deserve: a wild, powerful trip.
We're not begging. We’re just telling you the deal.
Guys: Dude Get down with me This chick Immediately Now
Look, I'm not Messing around. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Satisfaction. Don't Waste around with BS, just Make love to me already. I'm Ready and waiting for you to Show me what you got.
Step to it, I know you want to.
Dude! This Bunch of Guys {Want to Fuck Me|Think They Can Have Their Way With Me
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Read a Room. I've been trying to Send Signals, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyOut of Hand.
- Maybe I Should Get a Restraining Order.
- Dude, Please| This is getting Totally Unacceptable.
Let Me Be Clear, I just want to Be Left Alone in Peace! Is that too much to ask?
Bro's Fire this Fucking Wild
Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a legendary sesh. We gotta raise hell and let loose. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will keep us moving.
We're taking over the place all night long. So, are you ready to party like there's no tomorrow?
Let's here make this a night to remember.
Damn It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Liquor is the answer to all problems.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.